I’m so done with my theme
merry fuckin christmas fuckers
i had a mental break down
it was so sexy
but it wasn’t coming together
go look at it
I might put christmas lights up too and a little frickin tree in the corner while im at it
I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
Les Vampires - The Deadly Ring (1915)
I JUST WANT PRACTICAL CUTE WINTER SHOES
FOR FUCKS SAKE
I DON’T WANT UGGS OR BOOTS THAT AREN’T REALLY BOOTS BUT LOOK CUTE
I WANT BOOTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING WATER PROOF AND WARM AND SEXY AS HELL
As cute as I look dressing like a man, I would really like to be feminine too sometimes.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
My roommate and I made peppermint macarons with a chocolate ganache filling. I’ve had peppermint extract lying around for ages and we finally found a good use for it! This was my first time making them and I’m so happy with how they came out! Much thanks to The Cake Bar for posting an amazingly detailed troubleshooting guide!
Looks great! so glad the tutorial helped! They look very professional! Here is the tutorial they used!
Free your lines and the rest will follow…or at least that’s the idea behind this notebook created by Marc Thomasset.
you don’t understand
this would mess me up so badly because I wouldn’t be able to write outside of the lines and I would literally have to flip the notebook as I wrote because I am going to damn well make sure that my sentences follow those fucking lines
Imagine turning in a paper to your teacher using that.
NO BUT DON’T YOU THINK IT’D LOOK SO COOL WHEN YOU’VE FILLED IT ALL UP WRITING ALL ON THE LINES LIKE I WANT TO DO THAT
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG
This dog is more talented than I am
What a awesome dog!
Helping his fellow animals with his artistic skills <3